Keep your $30

This is a surprising first:

hello!
i will pay you something around $30 bucks to place a text ad (few sentences) on your webpage:
http://missouripolitics.net/node/435
i picked this page because the word "love" is in the title tag...the text ad would be for an online dating website.  fitting, right?  i can send you the ad to look over and i can pay you via paypal....just lemme know if you're interested!
thx,
sarah raymond
sarahr@gardenmoment.org

Keep your $30. 

Also Sarah at www.gardenmoment.org:

1.  When you set up a website, don't use a stock photo of 'grandma cutting flowers'

2.  Don't block your setting on your IP registration

3.  Don't be a little old lady and say "30 bucks"

4.  At least be political...why would a gardener want to put an ad on MoPo?  

Because if you do those four things...it might make a political junkie think you are not for real.

I hope you got your $30 bucks worth. 

For real?

I'm pretty sure a horse could have designed that Web site. And how enterprising is this Grandma to garden and play matchmaker? Do you think she teaches the women how to tend to their own gardens before they go out on a date?

That was some real hack work.