In their never ending effort to try to confuse Missourians into believing that someone must care - Peter Kinder joins Baby Blunt and Jabba Roe to tell us how many 'hits' his website gets:

"We had live streaming video on the worldwide web and the hits numbered in the millions the number of people watching..."

Just so MOPO readers understand, counting 'hits' on a website is like saying, "We had over 10 million strands of hair at our press conference," instead of telling us how many people were there. 

Ok - I'm getting out of here - it's friday - I am going to go jogging on the beach - where I will cross over a billion grains of sand.